Aw man! What did I do? 0n0
"WAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! D'X" Carlos cries
Did I upset him? Did he hurt himself while opening the toys? What do I do?! TT0TT
"Uncle Luigi Carlos is crying!" Penelope says while pointing at him
Does she think I can't see that?
"Yes I know Penelope..."
"Then why aren't you doing anything? T.T"
.... Could I be any more stupider?! -.-
I'm not doing a freaking thing! >:/
So I get up and I go to Carlos and carry him
"uhh... Calm down?"
......................... -.- ok that won't do...
Uhm... I have no idea what TO do!
He was just fine!
"Uncle Luigi r u ok? Do you know how to handle a crying baby? T.T"
"Uncle Luigi if you don't just say so and I'll help you! >:I"
".... ok! I don't!! TT0TT just help me!!!!"
She sighs and takes him away from me and carries him
"hmm... I think he has a full diapy! You DO know how to change one right?" she says "cuz if you don't then we're screwed :/"
"what?! Don't you know how to change one?!" I yell
"I'm only 3 years old!!!! You actually expected me to know?!"
"well... Yea!!! Was I suppose to learn or something?!"
"WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GONNA DO WHEN YOU HAD KIDS?!"
"uhh... Let the mother change him?
" I say
Then she gives me a "oh your so pathetic" look -_-
She takes Carlos to a room and I follow her
It was the changing room 0.0
"uhhh Uncle Luigi... How exactly do we do this?
" Penelope says while putting Carlos on the thing where you put babies on while you change them which I have no idea what they're called -.-
"uhm I don't know! Search it up on the computer or something!" I say
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! D'X" Carlos screams even more louder while moving around
"I don't think Carlos will last that long! Ó.Ò" Penelope says trying to take off his overalls so we can change him
"uhhh then... Uhm... Haven't you ever watched your mom change him before?! >:I"
"Why are you mad at me?! You're like twenty-something years old! And you don't even know how to change a diapy and you expect me, a 3 year old, to know how to?!" she yells
That girl has some sass ._.
"let's just think straight! What did you see your mom do when she changed him?"
"hmm... Well first of all we have to take off the diapy y'know"
...looks like I was wrong, I CAN be more stupider -_-
"oh yeaaaaa -.-" I say while taking the Carlos's diaper off
"EWWWW!!! It's all nasty!!!!" Penelope says
"Your not making this any easier Penelope! >:I"
"oh right, sorry!
uhm oh yea! Then I remember mommy cleaning his bottom with a baby wipe"
"ok can you pass me one? -.-"
"Okie-dokie Uncle Luigi! :3" she says while she go gets one
Carlos seems to be a bit more calm now
THANK GOD -.-
"here uncle Luigi! :3" Penelope says while handing me a baby wipe
So I clean Carlos's bottom, when I finished I turned to Penelope saying, "uhh now what?
"well then you remove the dirty daipy and throw it out" she says handing me the dirty diaper
"EWWWW!!! I'm not touching that! DX" I say stepping away
"Oh C'MON! It's just a daipy! Be a man! >:I Your just gonna throw it in the garbage! It's right there!" she says pointing at them garbage
"uhhh ok ok..." I say, so I grab the diaper and throw it in the garbage >.<
"ok there! Now what?" I say
"then you get a clean diapy, put it on and then we're done! :3" Penelope says giving a relieved look
"ok then! ^^ .... Can you get the diapers?
" i say smiling, then she says "uhh... I don't know where they are
"Well I don't either! Ó_Ò this is your house! Where does your mom keep them?"
"I don't know!" she says, so she gets down and looks for them, she looks through all the cabinets and drawers
"i cant find them! >.< I'll go check around the house!" she says, she runs out of the room and looks for them
After she leaves Carlos and I just look at each other for a few minutes
Such an awkward moment....
So I start looking around the room to find the diapers
Then I see this weird shaped bag with a zipper... I open it and there they are!!! ^^
Clean diapers!!!! ^^
"Penelope! I found them! ^^" I shout loud enough so she can hear me
I put the diaper on Carlos and close the sides
"There you go buddy! ^^ nice and clean! ^^" I say to Carlos while he giggles ^^
I leave the room and go into the living room
I put Carlos down on the blanket where it had the new toys I just bought him xD
"Penelope! ^^ Where are you?
" I say looking around
I can't seem to find her
I go upstairs "Penelope!"
I look around the house "Penelope!!!!..... Carlos do you know where Penelope is?"
"Penely? No...." Carlos says while shaking his head
I look around the house one more time but still can't find her,